Witty Commuter Gifts

'Step on it Jarvis...I have a 10.30 appointment.'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Man whistles while driving his car.

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Honey I'm Home

King Commute.

"Baldo, you can't flip off people in a big city like this! You never know what kind of crazies are out there! What if they follow us home?"

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

"I get here at 6 a.m. and leave by 3 so I can beat the swarm."

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'

"I think I'm getting road rage."

'Hot enough for you?'

Getting the Finger

Covid-19: Mind the Gap

"Probably shouldn't have finished off the saltines."

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! If I may have just a moment of your time. My name is edward, and I'll be sitting here reading the paper with my mouth shut. Thank you for your time, have a good evening, and God bless!"

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

"Excuse me driver, but your guard is stuck in the doors!"

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

'Road Construction Updates. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

Next Train 45 Minutes - 'Now the government is back in charge I'll take it with a pinch of salt.'

A Packed Bus

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

'Hello Ms. Russel, I'm going to be late in. I'm being held up at Euston.'

"We've been married for fifteen years. We could at least get off at the same stop."