Funny Commuter Gifts

A Packed Bus

Laughing Zone Ahead

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

The return of Miss Subways

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Snowman going to work.

"I gave on the E train."

Oar-tobahn.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Honey I'm Home

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

'How am I doing?'

Play Rush Hour

Environmentally Friendly Transport

King Commute.

"Baldo, you can't flip off people in a big city like this! You never know what kind of crazies are out there! What if they follow us home?"

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Clown Bike Rack

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

"I never finished my online degree because the internet connection is really spotty in my parents' basement."

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'

"I get here at 6 a.m. and leave by 3 so I can beat the swarm."

'Benjamin, your car is knocking.'

'Road Construction Updates. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '