Outlandish Commuter Gifts

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

The return of Miss Subways

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Snowman going to work.

"I gave on the E train."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Oar-tobahn.

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'How am I doing?'

Play Rush Hour

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

Environmentally Friendly Transport

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

Clown Bike Rack

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

'Trainspotters'

'I forgot my keys!'

'Benjamin, your car is knocking.'

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

A Packed Bus

'Sometimes it doesn't stop.'

'To hell with high gas prices!'

"The light is green..."

'Does this bus go past the nudist camp?'