Mystical Commuter Gifts

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

The return of Miss Subways

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"I gave on the E train."

Snowman going to work.

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

Oar-tobahn.

'How am I doing?'

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

Environmentally Friendly Transport

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

Jungle Taxi

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

Since he started working from home he's decided he misses commuting.

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

Meaning of Life $5.00

Clown Bike Rack

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

'I forgot my keys!'

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

'The meaning of life? -- Do you have a need to know?'

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

'Benjamin, your car is knocking.'

'Then on the matter of the new company cars, that's four ayes, and one 'I had to ride the drafty old streetcar to work when I was young'.'

"I think I'm getting road rage."