Imaginative Commuter Gifts

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

The return of Miss Subways

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

Oar-tobahn.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Snowman going to work.

"I gave on the E train."

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'How am I doing?'

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

Play Rush Hour

Witch's broom with a luggage compartment.

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

Environmentally Friendly Transport

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

"I'm thinking impromptu Verdi in limping traffic tempo."

'I want her to become accustomed to air travel.'

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

Clown Bike Rack

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

'Trainspotters'

'I'd like to read a little poem about teamwork that I wrote on the subway.'

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

'Benjamin, your car is knocking.'

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

Roy Rogers of other planets