Creative Commuter Gifts

Beating the rush hour traffic

"I'm thinking impromptu Verdi in limping traffic tempo."

'I'd like to read a little poem about teamwork that I wrote on the subway.'

Jungle Taxi

A cartoonist's perilous commute home from work...

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

'Here comes the 64 bit local bus.'

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here

"They've replaced the company car."

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

Passengers checking for their train

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

"Ah - the hunter-gatherer."

Jungle Taxi

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

"It cuts air resistance."

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

'Trainspotters'

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

"I think I'm getting road rage."

"I feel more connected with a hybrid schedule."

Jacques would discover it wasn't a very portage-friendly workplace.

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

'This is my RB: Recreational Bomb.'

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

'Nobility vehicle'