Creative Commuters Gifts

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

'Here comes the 64 bit local bus.'

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

"They've replaced the company car."

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here

Passengers checking for their train

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

"It cuts air resistance."

"I'm thinking impromptu Verdi in limping traffic tempo."

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

'Trainspotters'

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

'I'd like to read a little poem about teamwork that I wrote on the subway.'

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

"I feel more connected with a hybrid schedule."

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

'This is my RB: Recreational Bomb.'

'Nobility vehicle'

'Yeah, but look at the money he's saving on gas.'

'To hell with high gas prices!'

"The light is green..."

The demise of newspaper threw up some unexpected problems for laptops.