Comedic Commuters Gifts

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Jungle Taxi

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

The return of Miss Subways

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Oar-tobahn.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Snowman going to work.

"I gave on the E train."

Things Women Never Say: 'Sorry I'm late boss. I was talking to my husband and he wouldn't stop listening.'

'How am I doing?'

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

Metrocard error messages

Environmentally Friendly Transport

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

Play Rush Hour

King Commute.

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

"I'm thinking impromptu Verdi in limping traffic tempo."

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

Being vertically challenged, I never realized my dream of becoming a pro basketball player. But on a trip to work, it was just like I was a hoops star! I spilled some coffee when walking. I dribble whenever my feet are in motion. I took a selfie when I stopped at the ATM - it was a nice bank shot. Then as I neared the office, I came down the lane - and made an impressive display of driving and dunking. I should be getting a big shoe sponsorship contract any day now!

Clown Bike Rack

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

'Trainspotters'

"I never finished my online degree because the internet connection is really spotty in my parents' basement."

"I get here at 6 a.m. and leave by 3 so I can beat the swarm."

'Benjamin, your car is knocking.'

'I'd like to read a little poem about teamwork that I wrote on the subway.'