Comedic Commuters T-Shirts

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

The return of Miss Subways

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Oar-tobahn.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Snowman going to work.

"I gave on the E train."

'How am I doing?'

Play Rush Hour

Metrocard error messages

Environmentally Friendly Transport

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

King Commute.

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

Clown Bike Rack

"I'm thinking impromptu Verdi in limping traffic tempo."

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

'Trainspotters'

"I never finished my online degree because the internet connection is really spotty in my parents' basement."

"I get here at 6 a.m. and leave by 3 so I can beat the swarm."

"I think I'm getting road rage."

'Benjamin, your car is knocking.'

Opera house to support