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Surreal bus lane with a sub lane in the city.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

"Take me home now!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Trapeze artists commuting

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

Honey I'm Home

King Commute.

Need a Lawyer?

Metrocard error messages

'Elevator's fixed.'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Bus Stop Evolution

Bus of Fools

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."

'I don't like this. . .'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

"I never finished my online degree because the internet connection is really spotty in my parents' basement."

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'