Commuter Comedy Prints

Surreal bus lane with a sub lane in the city.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

"Take me home now!"

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Trapeze artists commuting

Things Women Never Say: 'Sorry I'm late boss. I was talking to my husband and he wouldn't stop listening.'

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

Honey I'm Home

King Commute.

Metrocard error messages

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

Need a Lawyer?

'Elevator's fixed.'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

Bus of Fools

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Being vertically challenged, I never realized my dream of becoming a pro basketball player. But on a trip to work, it was just like I was a hoops star! I spilled some coffee when walking. I dribble whenever my feet are in motion. I took a selfie when I stopped at the ATM - it was a nice bank shot. Then as I neared the office, I came down the lane - and made an impressive display of driving and dunking. I should be getting a big shoe sponsorship contract any day now!

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

'I don't like this. . .'

Bus Stop Evolution

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

"I never finished my online degree because the internet connection is really spotty in my parents' basement."