Commuter Humor Prints

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Laughing Zone Ahead

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Honey I'm Home

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

Metrocard error messages

"Baldo, you can't flip off people in a big city like this! You never know what kind of crazies are out there! What if they follow us home?"

King Commute.

'Elevator's fixed.'

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

'I don't like this. . .'

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Bus Stop Evolution

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

Bus of Fools

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'

"I get here at 6 a.m. and leave by 3 so I can beat the swarm."

Opera house to support

"What? Everyone else works on the train."

'Road Construction Updates. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! If I may have just a moment of your time. My name is edward, and I'll be sitting here reading the paper with my mouth shut. Thank you for your time, have a good evening, and God bless!"