Comedic Commuter T-Shirts

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

"I think I'm getting road rage."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Airport Security.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Jungle Taxi

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Touring Holidays - On the P***

The return of Miss Subways

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Oar-tobahn.

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Snowman going to work.

"I gave on the E train."

Things Women Never Say: 'Sorry I'm late boss. I was talking to my husband and he wouldn't stop listening.'

'How am I doing?'

Play Rush Hour

Metrocard error messages

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

Environmentally Friendly Transport

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

Passengers checking for their train

'Elevator's fixed.'

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

'Next year we're going where our luggage goes!'

Clown Bike Rack

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

Bus of Fools

"It cuts air resistance."