Ironic Commuter Gifts

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

The return of Miss Subways

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"I gave on the E train."

Snowman going to work.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Oar-tobahn.

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'How am I doing?'

Play Rush Hour

"Baldo, you can't flip off people in a big city like this! You never know what kind of crazies are out there! What if they follow us home?"

Environmentally Friendly Transport

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

Clown Bike Rack

Jungle Taxi

"Excuse me driver, but your guard is stuck in the doors!"

Getting the Finger

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

"I think I'm getting road rage."

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

'Benjamin, your car is knocking.'

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

'To hell with high gas prices!'

'Sometimes it doesn't stop.'