Cynical Commuter Gifts

'How come all the bad drivers follow you around?'

'Apologies for the delay to the trains...we are busy counting our money.'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

The return of Miss Subways

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Snowman going to work.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"I gave on the E train."

Oar-tobahn.

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'How am I doing?'

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Environmentally Friendly Transport

Road Construction Blues.

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

Jungle Taxi

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

Clown Bike Rack

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

Fred prays that he remembered to put on clean underwear that morning.

'I forgot my keys!'

'Benjamin, your car is knocking.'

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

Car stickers: GONE FISHING,GONE BERSERK

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"