Commuter Cynic Gifts

Ministry of Transport: 'Pssst! Do you want to buy a railway?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

No Immediate Danger

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

Metro Sapien.

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

King Commute.

The bipartisan election cycle: 'Every 2 years without fail, I perform my patriotic duty and vote the bums out.'

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

Pope Francis on public transport.

'All roads may lead to Rome but so does all the road rage.'

'Hot enough for you?'

This country is on the road to ruin!

"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!"

Warning: Train travel is a wealth hazard

Pot hole.

Motorway services charging extra if you want your food cooked.

Election 'Dunvotin'

"Amid rampant crime, political instability, frequent attacks by nationalist guerrillas, and numerous endemic diseases, I assure you there is no chance of boredom in this exotic tourist destination."

Warning! Gas Prices Are Dangerous For Your Blood Pressure!

Man on mobile on train - 'You'll have to speak up, they've put a really annoying TV in the carriage...'

"Until we eliminate government completely, I promise to keep the government from functioning."

"Sorry I'm late, train crashed again."

They decided to give up on public transport to get to work and rely on continental drift instead.

Barry Tanner decides to take the window seat

The Staten Island Ferry and her lawyer, Alan M. Dershowitz

'Those guys who don't commute really annoy me.'

'How come all the bad drivers follow you around?'

Airport Screening gone wild...