Commuter Life Aficionado Gifts

Disoriented Express

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Gymnast's Commute

"Do you mind?"

Bus for Giraffes.

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Road work next 15 years.

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'Elevator's fixed.'

'It's a model to study stress...these mice all have long commutes, dead end jobs and out of control kids.'

Back in 5 Minutes.

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

Stretch-Camel.

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

Boris Bike

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

"It makes the commute that much easier."

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

Nutcracker going home

Bus of Fools

"Have you considered not going home at night? Just think of the travel savings.."

Pope Francis on public transport.

"I get here at 6 a.m. and leave by 3 so I can beat the swarm."