Commute Enthusiasts Gifts

'Sorry, Clark, but you know the rules on smoking in this carpool.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Planned service changes

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"Do you mind?"

'Just doing the school run.'

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

Bus for Giraffes.

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Road work next 15 years.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

Getting Closer

SF NO

Metro Sapien.

The bus home.

The Bus Stop.

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

'It's a model to study stress...these mice all have long commutes, dead end jobs and out of control kids.'

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

Back in 5 Minutes.

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

Boris Bike

Stretch-Camel.