Commuting Connoisseurs Gifts

"Have you considered not going home at night? Just think of the travel savings.."

'Gareth used to commute by train but he finds it a lot cheaper that way.'

Boris Bike

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

'Just doing the school run.'

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"Do you mind?"

Bus for Giraffes.

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Road work next 15 years.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

'It's a model to study stress...these mice all have long commutes, dead end jobs and out of control kids.'

Back in 5 Minutes.

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

"It makes the commute that much easier."

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

Stretch-Camel.

Nutcracker going home

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

Pope Francis on public transport.

'You can't go wrong. The Futura is a Japanese car made in America, and the Silvette is an American car made in Japan.'

'Our fare hike will leave service at the same level, just like guess what?'

Bus Stop (bus hovering overhead)

Family using a mobile stairway to enter their SUV

'Hot enough for you?'

"We apologise for the late arrival of the 1945 train...."