Chaotic Commute Connoisseur Gifts

"You're late because you got stuck in the car wash?"

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Spontaneous Kombucha

Meowlzebub

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

allovertheplace.com

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

"Do you mind?"

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

Bus for Giraffes.

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Road work next 15 years.

Revolving Doors Ltd. - 'He's in, out, in, out ...'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

The appointed time

Goldfish bowl leaking into the TV screen.

'It's a model to study stress...these mice all have long commutes, dead end jobs and out of control kids.'

Back in 5 Minutes.

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

Stretch-Camel.

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

"I don't think you need to worry about being late! After all, it's you who drives the train!"

Nutcracker going home

"You're so organized!"

Times of the day - Night.