Commuter Chaos Lover Gifts

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

"Let me through! I'm a businessperson!"

Car pool lane.

Face painting.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Giant slug attacks a city

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

Dog In Your Face Comics

Paging for a Doctor

Cinemuck

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Unsafe Drain Covers!

'Food fight!'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Fetching some bread

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

"The Hamptons were nice but it feels good to be back in the city."

"I know we should stop them fighting, but there's something deeply satisfying about the whole situation..."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle