Commuter Chaos Survivor Gifts

"The 9.23 train is cancelled...new timetables will be arriving at 9.46, 10.15 and 11.07."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Oil shock.

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

Heavy Traffic.

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

The Bus Stop.

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

"I don't think you need to worry about being late! After all, it's you who drives the train!"

'I forgot my keys!'

It doesn't pay to own a cuckoo clock and a dog at the same time.

Daydreaming to other people's music on the train,

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

The tube's a nightmare today

Bus: Rolling cans upstairs, old crocks downstairs.

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

"We are currently experiencing high call volumes..."

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

Pay As You Drive - 'Ugh! It's a nightmare doing both at the same time.'

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."

Car pool lane.

The Tube.

Man on mobile on train - 'You'll have to speak up, they've put a really annoying TV in the carriage...'

Road work ahead

Queue at 'Q' sign, and man at 'P' sign

Public transport

"I'm sure there's something I've forgotten!"

'Gah! I've been stuck in this fluffing traffic jam for an hour!' - 'Maybe I should catch up on my calls while I'm stuck?' - 'You have been placed in a call queue.'

Man In Cage Getting Through Passers By

Keep Staring At This Point And Nobody Will Bother You

Standing Passengers