Commuter Chaos Enthusiast Gifts

A man stumbling as his bus comes to a halt.

'Please hold on while the train arrives at concourse D...'

Queue at 'Q' sign, and man at 'P' sign

'I'm getting a terrible signal.'

Bus: Rolling cans upstairs, old crocks downstairs.

Fuel panic gauge.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Unrest Area.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Chaos Theory Conference.

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"What?"

"You stop it, now!"

Bus for Giraffes.

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Road work next 15 years.

Extreme Birthdays.

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

"I have a feeling it's going to be one of those days, Miss Primrose..."

'I told you not to slam the door!'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

My motto is "A place for everything and everything all over the place".