Chaotic Commuter Gifts

'I forgot my keys!'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

The return of Miss Subways

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"I gave on the E train."

Snowman going to work.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Oar-tobahn.

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'How am I doing?'

The great big holiday to-do list.

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

Play Rush Hour

Environmentally Friendly Transport

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Road Construction Blues.

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

Clown Bike Rack

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

Fred prays that he remembered to put on clean underwear that morning.

Bus: Rolling cans upstairs, old crocks downstairs.

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

'Benjamin, your car is knocking.'

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'