Chaotic Commuters Gifts

'It seems I got only ten demerit points.'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

The Bus Stop.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

Road Construction Blues.

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

"I don't think you need to worry about being late! After all, it's you who drives the train!"

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

'I forgot my keys!'

'Dear, don't you ever get tired of the long commute to work'

Fred prays that he remembered to put on clean underwear that morning.

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

Bus: Rolling cans upstairs, old crocks downstairs.

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

'See - they always find their way home.'

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"