Cautious Commuters Gifts

'Henry's afraid of Sunday drivers.'

Is Driving Doomed?

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Parallel Parking Garage

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

"Fairy Friday."

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

'I forgot my keys!'

'I stopped doing my thing when my father stopped paying for it.'

Fred prays that he remembered to put on clean underwear that morning.

Height barrier accident.

'Dear, don't you ever get tired of the long commute to work'

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

'See - they always find their way home.'

Car stickers: GONE FISHING,GONE BERSERK

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'

"..We're going to attempt to commute into London by train."

Lid of a coffee cup blowing away in the wind

Drink Driving