Cautious Commuters T-Shirts

'Henry's afraid of Sunday drivers.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Parallel Parking Garage

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"Fairy Friday."

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

Height barrier accident.

'I stopped doing my thing when my father stopped paying for it.'

Fred prays that he remembered to put on clean underwear that morning.

'I forgot my keys!'

'Dear, don't you ever get tired of the long commute to work'

'See - they always find their way home.'

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

Car stickers: GONE FISHING,GONE BERSERK

Lid of a coffee cup blowing away in the wind

"..We're going to attempt to commute into London by train."

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'

Drink Driving

"Sorry boss - can't get in today - I'm snowed in."