Unconventional Commuters T-Shirts

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

'Just doing the school run.'

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

Human Cull: Car drivers who honk their horn at cyclists for no good reason.

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

'Dear, don't you ever get tired of the long commute to work'

Boris Johnson type riding a Boris Bike hire bicycle.

This country is on the road to ruin!

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

The Mystery of Rail Timetables