Unconventional Commuters Gifts

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

'Just doing the school run.'

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

Jungle Taxi

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Human Cull: Car drivers who honk their horn at cyclists for no good reason.

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

Man - spreading.

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

Boris Johnson type riding a Boris Bike hire bicycle.

'Dear, don't you ever get tired of the long commute to work'

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

The Mystery of Rail Timetables

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"