Cautious Commuter Gifts

Beware of Everything.

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

Don't Text

"Think again, Bob. Crossing a road is already dangerous enough, but crossing a highway borders on suicidal..."

"It's okay, I'll see if the next one is less crowded."

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

The return of Miss Subways

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"I gave on the E train."

Snowman going to work.

Oar-tobahn.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

'How am I doing?'

Play Rush Hour

Environmentally Friendly Transport

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

Clown Bike Rack

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

Fred prays that he remembered to put on clean underwear that morning.

'I forgot my keys!'

Pope Francis on public transport.

Height barrier accident.

'See - they always find their way home.'

'Benjamin, your car is knocking.'

Car stickers: GONE FISHING,GONE BERSERK

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'

'Better slow it down a bit.'

Drink Driving

'To hell with high gas prices!'

'Sometimes it doesn't stop.'

'Henry's afraid of Sunday drivers.'

"We'd prefer the sort of place where we won't catch any disfiguring diseases or be killed by fanatics."