Cautious Driver Gifts

'Better slow it down a bit.'

Height barrier accident.

Drink Driving

"Ralph! Oh my god Ralph!"

No Immediate Danger

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Turmoil change.

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

"Looks very promising. Put us down for one half of one share."

Them/ Us

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

"Waiter... This roast chicken. Can I see it's death certificate please?"

Traffic Sign Haiku

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

"Okay, guys. Don't open your chutes till I give the word."

"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?"

Half a loaf is better than none..

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'

Gymnast on balancing beam about to slip on a banana skin.

'Mom says if you're going to buy anything online,I'm supposed to make sure it's a secure site.'

'Hi, honey, it's me. The good news is the car rental place has a vehicle we can use until our car is fixed. The bad news is. . . ah, um. . .'

"Think again, Bob. Crossing a road is already dangerous enough, but crossing a highway borders on suicidal..."

"She wants to make sure we don't lose her money..."

"Just relax. Your investments are so safe you'll be worth a million dollars if you live to be 169."

"We'd prefer the sort of place where we won't catch any disfiguring diseases or be killed by fanatics."