Cautious Behavior Gifts

No Immediate Danger

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Worry tank

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Geekasaurus.

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

"Well, sure, it LOOKS like a straightforward plea to buy our product...but for safety we better run it by the legal department

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

Them/ Us

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

"Looks very promising. Put us down for one half of one share."

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

Health and safety nightmare.

"My mom says you can sleep on the top bunk if your parents will sign a release form."

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

"Are you ready to rock within your means so as not to lose sight of what’s really important?"

Height barrier accident.

'Hmmm, this is too good to be true: I can smell a rat...'

"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?"

Half a loaf is better than none..

'So you're the boy who wants to be a health and safety officer.'

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten out genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

Gymnast on balancing beam about to slip on a banana skin.

'Mom says if you're going to buy anything online,I'm supposed to make sure it's a secure site.'

'Better slow it down a bit.'

Drink Driving

"Just relax. Your investments are so safe you'll be worth a million dollars if you live to be 169."

"We'd prefer the sort of place where we won't catch any disfiguring diseases or be killed by fanatics."

"Better safe than sorry."

Despite some overgrown lawns, the neighborhood is terrific. For sale. The seller's yard is meticulously tended. Imagine letting him play here everyday! Just treated with pesticide.

"Judging by the belt and suspenders, I sense you're a risk averse investor."