Cautious Experimenter Gifts

Tortoise and his Little Chemist Set

"Young Frankenstein"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

No Immediate Danger

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

Cursing Scientist.

"I feel so seen right now."

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

A mad scientist.

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

Gracie invents a smart spray from her science kit.

Wishing Well

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

'Oh, wow, you found my science project and it works!'

Scientist with test tube.