Cautious Adventurer Gifts

Gymnast on balancing beam about to slip on a banana skin.

Bob decides to take the stairs.

"Careful- it might be a trap!"

'For Pete's sake, Ted, we're both wearing safety vests - is the warning light really necessary?'

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"It's called being preemptive."

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

People of Courage

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"

'This ladder is rotten!'

Them/ Us

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

Flying saucer - Trips round the galaxy

Naughtymonks Skullpoke

"Are you ready to rock within your means so as not to lose sight of what’s really important?"

"Okay, guys. Don't open your chutes till I give the word."

Man knitting to other: 'My doctor prescribed golf to get my mind off business, then tennis to get my mind off golf, then bowling to get ...'

"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?"

"Hey—this is the quiet trail!"

'Mom says if you're going to buy anything online,I'm supposed to make sure it's a secure site.'

"Judging by the belt and suspenders, I sense you're a risk averse investor."