Careful Adventurer Gifts

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"It's called being preemptive."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

People of Courage

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Them/ Us

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"

"If your instincts tell you to go out in a shark infested ocean then go. My instincts are sending me to a nice little aquarium out in the suburbs."

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

Flying saucer - Trips round the galaxy

Naughtymonks Skullpoke