Experimenter Gifts

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Abstract Art

Two discoveries.

Cursing Scientist.

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, My little brother has an awful cold. Is it true that if you hold your nose when you sneeze your head will explode? Thanks, Lee H. Actual reader letter. Ask Sadie at asksadishow@gmail.com. Fine question, and time for an experiment. Trust assistant? This is absurd. Sniff the pepper. I've sneezed for years, of course my head won't explode. Pepper. Just try it. Snort! Fizzzzz. Zzzzzz ... Achmf. Boom! Results may vary. Battle pay! *(with respects to Spy Vs. Spy)*

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

Wishing Well

"Have you ever done this Before?"

1749 - While grabbing a lamp before retrieving jerky from the cellar, Ben Franklin discovers static electricity.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

"Young Frankenstein"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

"Could you keep still?"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Miami Mice

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

"I feel so seen right now."

Professor...what are you doing?