Modern Experimenter Gifts

Drone

"Young Frankenstein"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"Could you keep still?"

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Undercover Biophysicists

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.