Experimenters Gifts

Crash Testing Clown Car.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

This Year's Spa

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"I'm putting you on country music."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

Undercover Biophysicists

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Scientists building a tower

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'