Magical Experimenters Gifts

"Is it gold yet?"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

This Year's Spa

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"I'm putting you on country music."

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!

April 12,1989: The last day Ryan ever ate pancakes. 'I ran out of pancake mix so I fried up patties of my facial cream.'

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

Researchers attempt to find out once and for all whether great things really can just fall in your lap.

"First, break the egg...."

'I hope you are not playing God again . . .'

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

Soup on a stick

'If only you would let me cover this Tofu-vegetables stuff with ketchup, it would at least LOOK like real food...'

Before the Salivating Dogs

'We've done it! We've created a better mouse...'

The Dangers of Unlicensed Science Teachers.

Crash Testing Clown Car.

Students at Watertown High discovered that the tubing from Chem Lab was perfect for bungee jumping.

'You're putting fruit into your famous tuna smoothie.'

Forty years man and wife and the chemistry was still there.

'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'