Science Experimenters Gifts

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"Young Frankenstein"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Miami Mice

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Undercover Biophysicists

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

'It keeps me sane!'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.