Science Experimenters Prints

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Students at Watertown High discovered that the tubing from Chem Lab was perfect for bungee jumping.

"Young Frankenstein"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Miami Mice

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Undercover Biophysicists

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

Working On Silly String Theory.

'It keeps me sane!'

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'