Experimenters Prints

Crash Testing Clown Car.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

This Year's Spa

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"I'm putting you on country music."

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Scientists building a tower

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

Undercover Biophysicists

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'