Ethical Experimenters Prints

'I hope you are not playing God again . . .'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Young Frankenstein"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Jr. cloning kit

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Science Fair Judgements

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."