Ethical Experimentation Advocate Prints

"I know the way, I just act lost so I can spend less time being locked in a cage."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Slavery Reparations

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Scientists building a tower

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Undercover Biophysicists

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"When Dr. Henderson comes in, everybody play dead."

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'