Ethical Experimentation Advocate Mugs

"I know the way, I just act lost so I can spend less time being locked in a cage."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Slavery Reparations

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

Undercover Biophysicists

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

Scientists building a tower

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

"When Dr. Henderson comes in, everybody play dead."

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