Ethical Experimenters Pillows

'I hope you are not playing God again . . .'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Young Frankenstein"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Jr. cloning kit

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Atomic Bear: Part 21

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

First, do no harm. - Physician's oath. First, do no harm to each other. - Patient's oath. That second one is going to be tricky someday, Hippocrates.

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

Science Fair Judgements

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"