Educational Experimenters Pillows

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Continuing education.

Paranormal A-Z...

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"I'm putting you on country music."

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'