Science Experiment Buffs Prints

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Young Frankenstein"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Jr. cloning kit

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"I am not asking for directions."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'