Science Experiment Enthusiast Gifts

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

'You think cheese will motivate me? No. I want mutual funds.'

'Yeah, I'm here for the VP of Human Resources job. Why do I have to know anatomy?'

Telepekingesis.

"Who are these clones?"

"They said it couldn't be done – I made a friend as an adult!"

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

'I told you you shouldn't have got him that chemistry set!'

'Son, you're going to have to do your chemistry homework at school.'

When his wife was out, Dave liked to perform experiments to measure the power of Danny's burps.

'It's me Mum - the science experiment at school went wrong!'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Potential Into Kinetic Energy Conversion Method #18

"Young Frankenstein"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Fear/Knowledge

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

E=mc2.