Science Experiment Appreciator Gifts

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Frankenstein.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"You've changed."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Undercover Biophysicists

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'Here's one I made earlier.'

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

Scientist to other: 'That's the saddest hypothesis I've ever heard!'

Test-tube people

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."